Sad.
Whatever, though. I'm sure we're going to have a difficult enough time with Ovie and the Caps tonight anyways, with or without Goose. Not that I don't want him to come back tonight or anything, because I do. I really, really do. But I'm not sure throwing him into the lineup instead of Matt Ellis is really going to make that much of a difference tonight.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!???!?!?!??! I mean, I'm super duper excited that Paul and Gerbe Derby! are going to be back, BUT PATTY K???? SERIOUSLY??? WAAAAAA. Totally ruins my somewhat-decent mood.
And as I'm sure you've all noticed, I've really, really, REALLY gotten away from constructive, objective, and even smart hockey blogging. I'm hoping I can change that tonight, as I will be home with my mother, watching the game, with absolutely NO DISTRACTIONS, except for my cat, meowing for more food, which she will not get. So I'd like to liveblog tonight, but we'll see how that goes, since I have this tendency lately to not do what I set out to do...
But let me get to the point that I've been meaning to for days. (See what I mean?)
DREW STAFFORD. (But really, when is my point something other than he or Derek Roy? BTW, has anyone noticed that there has not been one inkling of juicy Sabres news since those pictures surfaced? Boooooooo!!)
So remember when I was explaining my love for Drew, and how he almost beat out Derek to be my favorite? Yeah, well this explains it all:
As I stated yesterday, I purchased the 2008-2009 Buffalo Sabres Yearbook. Now, I thoroughly enjoyed reading most of the players "Off The Ice" profiles, but some of them were just plain boring and useless.
Drew's, on the other hand, was a masterpiece. A masterpiece which Monet, Picasso, van Gogh, da Vinci, and Michelangelo would become teary-eyed in front of, and would worship for the rest of their now meaningless lives.
Let's read:
Nickname: Staff
What did you do this summer? Took power skating class
Favorite vacation spot: Minnesota
Ehh, nothing too, too interesting, but it says that he's a responsible, home-town boy. I can respect that.
Let's continue:
Pet's name: Dog (Gonzo), frog (Butters)
Ummmmmm... WHAT? Okay, Gonzo is cute and all, but why? And BUTTERS? I don't even want to know the story behind that one... But I think it's cute that he has a frog. I remember when I was little, my mom's friend Penny and her husband Al (who everyone calls Jake... weird) lived out in Arcade, and we used to go out there for bonfires and stuff, and I used to run around and fill these gigantic buckets with frogs and toads. And now that I think about that, that's kind of gross, and I'm sorry, I'm rambling again, and I'll get back to the point. Those names are just.... odd.
Favorite athlete: Brett Farve before his attempt at a comeback
YES!! Cynicism and witt!! My favorites!
Favorite food: Chipotle
Favorite band: Invisible Children
Okay, cocky, conceited, and self-centered? Sure, but at least he's consistent.
Favorite actor/actress: Brad Pitt, Mila Kunis
Favorite TV show: Tim and Eric
AHHHHHHH Adult Swim. Drew, ily.
Favorite movie: Gladiator
First car: 1999 Ford Explorer
Hobbies: Shredding, cooking, calculating breakdowns, hunting and gathering
Um, Drew? Have I ever told you that I love very strange and obscure senses of humor? Oh, I didn't? Well I do. And did I mention that I find those senses of humor to be extremely attractive? NO? Oh... Well...
If I wasn't a hockey player I'd be: an orthopedic surgeon
Okay, as much as I adore you--which is a lot, I don't think I'd be very comfortable with you operating on me... Yeah, no.
Best friend in the NHL: Zach Parise
Favorite book: James Patterson novels
Pet peeves: Toadies, weasels, gremlins, and bad drivers
Oh, Drew... What are we going to do with you?
Most influential person in your life: Myself
Alright, that's either super existential, or you're extremely cocky and arrogant. I'm going to believe the former, because I think that's definitely more interesting and becoming of you.
Best way to describe me: Normal
Yeah.... Right.
Drew, Drew, Drew... Can I dump Derek and marry you instead? Please? You know where to find me...
Anyways... Go Sabres!! xoxo
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Okay, I seriously lol'ed at the hunting & gathering part.
Okay, I seriously lol'ed at the hunting & gathering part.
I was laughing my ass off in our seats. I honestly think that Paul and Pat could've heard me, ten rows behind me, up in the press box.
Where did you get the 2008-2009 Sabres Yearbook? Do you have to buy it at the game or can you get it off line?
I'm glad to see that Stafford enjoys cooking. I would hate to see the results of his hunting and gathering go to waste.
Of course, the hunting and gathering comment is probably his wise ass way of saying that he enjoys grocery shopping.
Where did you get the 2008-2009 Sabres Yearbook? Do you have to buy it at the game or can you get it off line?
I got mine at the Sabres Store, and I just looked online, and they don't have any... I can pick one up for you if you'd like...
Of course, the hunting and gathering comment is probably his wise ass way of saying that he enjoys grocery shopping.
THAT WOULD TOTALLY BE SOMETHING HE WOULD DO!! I would love to bump into him at Wegmans...
I got mine at the Sabres Store, and I just looked online, and they don't have any... I can pick one up for you if you'd like...
That would be awesome! Thank you! How much are they? I didn't even know that Sabres yearbooks existed!
That would be awesome! Thank you! How much are they? I didn't even know that Sabres yearbooks existed!
They're $10. Just shoot me an email with your address and all that jazz, and I'll send it out to you.
They're $10. Just shoot me an email with your address and all that jazz, and I'll send it out to you.
You're fiercely awesome! Thanks! I'll do that! :-)
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