Wednesday, December 10

THERE'S A HOCKEY GAME ON AND I CAN ACTUALLY WATCH IT

So for the first time in a long time I can actually sit down and watch a game with no interuptions because I'm done with school...well at least until January. I don't have to study or read or look at notes or anything and suddenly because I don't have anything to do I feel empty, it's not a nice feeling. But anyways back to hockey news...

Joe Sakic is out for three months and you want to know why? Because the moron stuck his hand in a SNOWBLOWER, now the powers that be aren't saying that's exactly what he did but when they come out with "He had his hand where he shouldn't have" it doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened. To Joe Sakic: Hello!!!! The light's on but nobody's home, he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic, not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few beers short of a six pack...I got a million of those. Now granted I know that people make mistakes but seriously, you think he said to himself, "oh look I'm going to stick my valuable hockey player hands near the spinning blade of death?" He's lucky he just broke three fingers and had some tendon damage, because it could have been a lot worse, as in amputation of fingers worse, and then he could just say goodbye to what's left of his hockey career. And POOF it's gone.

My mom called Gerbe, Herbe today by accident of course but still I think we should plant Gerbe in the garden and see if he grows any taller. And when he grows up he's going to be a REAL hockey player. Just kidding, I love Gerbe because he's so damn tiny he disappears and he's so damn quick that no one can catch him. He's like Speedy Gonzalez on crack or speed if that's more appropriate, "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!"

Well off to watch the game, hopefully they win because both Cari and my friend Lynda are there.

Let's Go Buffalo

5 comments:

Jay said...

All I can think now when I watch Nate play is "Herbe wants to be a dentist!"

Kim said...

I kept thinking maybe he should change his number to 53 like Herbie everyone's favorite VW Bug with personality.

Shelby Rose said...

Cari is bundles of good luck. Thank God for her!
I can't believe Joe Sakic did that to his hand...Wasn't he heading for a milestone too this year, or did he already do that last season? Because it seems all these guys who are SUPPOSED to hit milestones are getting hurt.

Kim said...

I'm not sure about the milestone thing but I can be sure he should get the award for most moronic player on the Colorado Avalanche...

Cari said...

KIMBERLY, WHEN WE GET SEASON TICKETS, WE SHOULD LOOK INTO THOSE SEATS. FAN-FLIPPING-TASTIC.

Except I kind of lose track of the beauty of a developing play.

BUT HAVING JASON POMINVILLE SMOOSHED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE WAS BEAUTIFUL. Well, not beautiful for his face, but a beautiful experience.