Saturday, November 15

NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU HEAR ME SAY THIS.

First of all, those games blew. EPIC FAILURE ON BOTH NIGHTS. I don't have anything to say, except to paraphrase Lindy, about either game:

They played part of the game. PART. Unless you show up for an entire 60 minutes, you cannot, I REPEAT, CANNOT expect to win games. The guys played great decent enough through the first 40 tonight, and if they would've just played simple hockey, and stayed tight defensively and kept the pressure on, they would've come out with a win. BUT NO!!! They just had to go and take penalties and be all cutesy.

EPIC. FAIL. GROSS.

So, anyways, allow me to get to the point.

YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER AGAIN HEAR/SEE ME SAY/WRITE THIS, BUT DEREK ROY NEEDS TO BE BENCHED.

Please, Lindy, I'm begging you. Bench him. And bench him now. Last year, Derek was feisty, productive, and on his way to becoming a bit of a pest to the opposing teams. This year? Well, let's just say Dreck hasn't impressed me much. At all.

So Dreck? Either step it up IMMEDIATELY, or I'm going to wish that the third jersey I'm awaiting so anxiously didn't have your name on it. And as mad as I am at you--which is a lot--you'd best not be benched on Friday, because then I'll have wasted a day's pay to see you play. SO DON'T MESS THIS ONE UP.



I'm so incredibly mad at you.

AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY YOU'RE SORRY. DON'T BE SORRY. You should be ashamed of yourself. Yeah, that's it. Go pout. Go cry on Kyle's shoulder. I don't want to hear it.

I actually don't want to hear it from any of the Sabres.

Yeah, that's right Drew. I'm a mouse potato telling you how to play the game. DEAL WITH IT.

I hope Lindy makes you do an hour's worth of suicides tomorrow.



Okay, I'm really not that mad at them; I just tend to have a flair for the dramatic. I am very upset and disappointed, though. They really need to step it up...

16 comments:

Jill said...

With ya... let's call up the Pirates roster and see what happens.

Jael said...

Knowing well how terrible they are, an hour's worth of suicides sounds eeeeeeexcellent.

Jael said...

Knowing well how terrible they are, an hour's worth of suicides sounds eeeeeeexcellent.

Jay said...

Geez! You know its bad when Cari resorts to calling him 'Dreck'!!

Kim said...

let's call up the Pirates roster and see what happens.

That is exactly what I said because let's face it, they seem to be playing a whole hell of a lot better then the Sabres...

Cari said...

With ya... let's call up the Pirates roster and see what happens.

Honestly, Kim texted me the exact same sentiments earlier today. I'm all for it if I get to see Mark and Gerbe Derby!!

Cari said...

Knowing well how terrible they are, an hour's worth of suicides sounds eeeeeeexcellent.

DOESN'T IT, THOUGH???

Kim said...

You know its bad when Cari resorts to calling him 'Dreck'!!


I told her I was going to make a voodoo doll of Squidny and she thought I was talking about Derek and got all defensive about it, then went back to calling him Dreck.

Cari said...

Geez! You know its bad when Cari resorts to calling him 'Dreck'!!

It really, really is. And I have my mother to thank for that pet name for him.

Cari said...

I told her I was going to make a voodoo doll of Squidny and she thought I was talking about Derek and got all defensive about it, then went back to calling him Dreck.

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE OTHER THAN MYSELF CALL HIM THAT.

Kim said...

That is exactly what I said because let's face it, they seem to be playing a whole hell of a lot better then the Sabres...

November 15, 2008 11:17 PM


Honestly, Kim texted me the exact same sentiments earlier today. I'm all for it if I get to see Mark and Gerbe Derby!!

November 15, 2008 11:17 PM



Ummm...we really need to stop doing this...the whole mental mind power telepathy thing...

Cari said...

Ummm...we really need to stop doing this...the whole mental mind power telepathy thing...

It's just how we do. ACCEPT IT.

Kim said...

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE OTHER THAN MYSELF CALL HIM THAT.


I never called him Dreck but now that I know it makes you mad...DRECK, DRECK, DRECK...okay I'm done now...

Kim said...

It's just how we do. ACCEPT IT.


YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE....

Jael said...


DOESN'T IT, THOUGH???


Clearly, the internet agrees with you, too. It posted my comment twice.

God, I hate suicides. So happy I never have to do another one ever again.

Cari said...

God, I hate suicides. So happy I never have to do another one ever again.

OMG me too. I used to play tennis in high school, and our school's courts had 4 across, 2 deep. We used to have to run suicides to every line, across all 4 courts. IT SUCKED BALLS. I wanted to puke every time we did them.