Tuesday, November 18

What to say, what to say?

Well, I know I'm not going to say anything about that catastrophic kick that almost made me commit suicide during the Bills game.

Besides, why should I talk about that when there is a new Sabres injury to discuss? What injury is that, might you ask?

OH, ONLY DEREK ROY'S GROIN PULL.

Or his yeast infection, as my father said. I think that's pushing the envelope, myself. We say he's gay, or metro-sexual... Not transsexual. He's so harsh to my guys...

But anyways, I suggested to my mother that I make him some cookies, and this time I was deadly serious. I have an excuse to be in the area of his townhouse, since two of my good friends works in the office building about 500 feet away from his doorstep, and another friend is working on the construction of an apartment building going up across the street. SO IT'S ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE THAT I REALLY AM "JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD." Alas, my mother, since she had seen the infamous picture, reasoned that, because D's getting chunky, or was chunky, maybe some tofu brownies would be a better idea.

I don't like tofu, though, so unless Derek misses any games, he's not getting anything from me.

MJ gave me a good laugh, yesterday, though. When I found out that Derek was hurt, or at least missed practice, I texted her about it, and this was her response:

Oh no not princess d!! They are all falling apart on me!!

Okay, first of all, it rhymes. But she called him Princess D!! I love it!!! MJ, you're my heroine.


On another note, I found that car dealerships in Western New York are allowing people like me crazy fan-girls to find the Sabres a little bit more easily, these days...

Take, for example, DeLacy Ford:



And, for Exhibit B, I present, from Autoplace Nissan, via an internet dealer:



(That car that Paul now drives is an Infiniti FX35. Nice cars...)

I found the one of Paul when I was searching for a commercial that Kim saw, in which Paul was doing a Jason Pominville-esque promotion. That was the only thing returned to me. So then I ventured over to DeLacy's website to find some stuff about Jason, and I found some wonderful pictures....


Oh, and Ryan Miller is going to do the ceremonial lighting of the Christmas tree at Rotary Rink on Sunday at 5 pm. I saw something somewhere (maybe in the paper this morning?) that it's $100 per ticket... That's a bit steep, if you ask me, to watch a good looking guy throw a switch. Whatever, though, because I don't get to see it because I'll be at work. What a shame...


But that's about all the Sabres stuff I could dig up for today. Enjoy the snow!!

15 comments:

Caroline said...

Watching Ryan light the tree at Rotary Rink is free, but afterwords he'll be signing autographs at Shea's and the tickets for that are $100 and I think the money is going to Carly's Club.

M.J. said...

I HOPE JARO DOESN'T COME AND PEE ON THE TREE!!!

Also I love how you are keeping me informed via text messages about princess D!!!! <3!!!!!! BEST EVER!!

Jay said...

Hey, if $100 is the going rate for watching a good looking guy throw a switch, I should be able to clean up! Heck, I'll only charge $50 a shot!!

Shelby Rose said...

I would love to go to that tree lighting, but no way would I make my parents pay that much just to see Ryan light a tree. Sorry Ryan. I will see you at the games I go to this year already, so it's all good! I hope they get a lot of proceeds to benefit the Carly's Club charity. (:

Maybe Derek was having sex and did a groin pull. That's the excuse my girlfriend and I come up with when we hear players get a groin pull. It's the sex.

Jael said...


Maybe Derek was having sex and did a groin pull. That's the excuse my girlfriend and I come up with when we hear players get a groin pull. It's the sex.


That's always my theory, too.

Cari said...

Watching Ryan light the tree at Rotary Rink is free, but afterwords he'll be signing autographs at Shea's and the tickets for that are $100 and I think the money is going to Carly's Club.

Oops. I tend to just skim articles that don't really have any information that's beneficial to me.

Cari said...

I HOPE JARO DOESN'T COME AND PEE ON THE TREE!!!

Also I love how you are keeping me informed via text messages about princess D!!!! <3!!!!!! BEST EVER!!


HAHAHAHA wouldn't that be funny? Well, I had to tell someone about it, at least someone who'd care, and you came to mind, so there ya go.

Cari said...

Hey, if $100 is the going rate for watching a good looking guy throw a switch, I should be able to clean up! Heck, I'll only charge $50 a shot!!

Hahaaaa DO IT.

Cari said...

Maybe Derek was having sex and did a groin pull. That's the excuse my girlfriend and I come up with when we hear players get a groin pull. It's the sex.

IT'S ALWAYS THE SEX.

Cari said...

That's always my theory, too.

It's always the first thing that comes to mind, obviously.

thefanaticalfan said...

what would we do without various players' sex lives to ponder?

Cari said...

what would we do without various players' sex lives to ponder?

That, my dear, is the most difficult question in the world to answer. I honestly have no idea...

Jill said...

Hey, if $100 is the going rate for watching a good looking guy throw a switch, I should be able to clean up! Heck, I'll only charge $50 a shot!!

I better get at least 1/2 of that for having to put with you! LOL!

Jill said...

what would we do without various players' sex lives to ponder?

That, my dear, is the most difficult question in the world to answer. I honestly have no idea...


Are we suppose to do anything else?








HA LOL just kidding!!!

Cari said...

Are we suppose to do anything else?

As far as I'm concerned, ABSOLUTELY NOT. =]